Hey! shrimp! We need you at the station immedieately! Get here ASAP.


NOW! COME ONE I DON'T GOT ALL DAY. In fact i have about 3 hours. Get here now or i'll fucking squash your teeny ass to a blue stain on my wood floor and mop ya.




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According to our team there is an arial terrorist about 3 minutes away from here. From the little info we gathered, they apparently HATE christmas and destory anything that has a lick of Ol Saint Nick. So here's where you come in. We sing a jolly tune as loud as possible, and I mean FUCKING LOUD. We lure him in, blow his shit, and save whatever's left of the holidays.

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Alright aim. Three. Two. One. .. DUCK!! Ohh Mother fucker. We can't catch up to him now from here. 

Hey! You forgot your-    ... Nevermind.